[![Actions Status](https://github.com/sanko/Acme-Insult-Pirate/actions/workflows/ci.yml/badge.svg)](https://github.com/sanko/Acme-Insult-Pirate/actions) [![MetaCPAN Release](https://badge.fury.io/pl/Acme-Insult-Pirate.svg)](https://metacpan.org/release/Acme-Insult-Pirate) # NAME Acme::Insult::Pirate - Programmatically Generate Pirate Themed Insults # SYNOPSIS ```perl use Acme::Insult::Pirate qw[insult]; say insult( ); # stringify ``` # DESCRIPTION Acme::Insult::Pirate provides pirate themed 'insulting' statements generated by the Pirate Monkeyness Pirate Insult API. # METHODS These functions may be imported by name or wit' the `:all` tag. ## `insult( [...] )` Arr! Tear some rogue down. ```perl my $shade = insult( ); # Random insult print insult( ); # stringify ``` On success, an insult be returned as a blessed hash reference containin' the followin' data: - `insult` The line ye best be throwin' at a scallywag. # LICENSE & LEGAL Copyright (C) Sanko Robinson. This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms found in the Artistic License 2\. Other copyrights, terms, and conditions may apply to data transmitted through this module. Insults are generated by the [Pirate Monkeyness Insult API](https://pirate.monkeyness.com/api.html). # AUTHOR Sanko Robinson <sanko@cpan.org> ## ...but why? I'm inflicting this upon the world because [oodler577](https://github.com/oodler577/) invited me to help expand Perl's coverage of smaller open APIs. Blame them or [join us](https://github.com/oodler577/FreePublicPerlAPIs) in the effort.